Congrats you're Card

Life is full of milestones and now there's a birthday card that can list all of them in chronological order. How nice is that? A light purple birthday card with bold red text at the top that reads Congrats! You're. Below are tick boxes next to the following stages of life: Old enough to drink, in your twenties, still up for clubbing, excited by early nights, getting on a bit, eligible for a bus pass, an absolute fossil, sill alive.