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Oh Father Christmas, he's such a meanie. I'm sure he doesn't mean it unless you really are a massive dickhead. A Christmas card with a retro picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a scroll that reads Not you dickhead. Above him white text reads Merry Christmas everyone!
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