On your marks Card

Not every race is worth running… and some messages are best delivered at full volume right off the starting line. This card goes from motivational to brutally honest in record time. Perfect for someone who appreciates a strong start and an even stronger punchline. A funny greeting card featuring a vintage-style photograph of a male athlete crouched at the starting blocks on a running track, wearing a red vest and blue shorts. The background shows an outdoor track under a clear sky. Large bold text above reads “On your marks get set fuck off!”.