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Perfect for that close friend, this card gets to the crux (or crutch?) of the matter. A nice, inappropriate and crude Christmas card to remind your mates that Santa knows their little secret – and the rest of you have guessed too! Enjoy! A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk holding a quill pen. He is saying No presents for you this year, you've been wanking too much!
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